Bunny's awesomely awesome mess of a day
My grandmother is officially worried about me. That's sweet and stuff but like I told her, I'm fine. My blood pressure has been low but it's because I'm not sleeping well, drinking too much caffeine and eating too much junk food and not enough healthy food. But, for a minute there, I was worried too. I thought I was going to faint. But I recovered and promptly took my vitamins.

This morning I was treated to quite a lovely show! I was waiting at the busstop when a blue car pulled up next to me. I pay no attention because I hate people anyway. The man pulls into the street, driving somewhat slowly, I look at him, he looks at me and he's actively jerking off. As soon as he sees that I've seen he drives away. How lovely. I'm so lucky. Does the fun ever start?? It's a laugh-a-minute when Bunny's around.

AAA! But! Girl A was back in class and omg and hearts. Seriously. I was sooo jealous of the girl who was sitting next to her because they started up a conversation and I wanted to rip her head off and dance in her blood. But then I figured Girl A might grow a tad puzzled at that action so I quit it and dedicated my time to sneeking glances out of the corner of my eye. I hate when she looks at me because I don't know what it means. Does it mean:

1) Ohmahgawd, she's a freak. She looks horrible. I hate her and want her to die.

or

2) She looks totally cool and interesting. She looks like a person I'd like to have sex with.

or

3) Wow, it sure is sunny outside today, I just wish that ugly blonde beast wasn't in the way of the nice window view.

Things just seem unneccesarily complex and dull. Things like this should be easy and really, there's no reason it can't be easy. I hate Girl A for seducing my vocal chords clean out of my body. I sit there, taciturn, almost afraid to say anything and being self-conscious about the tonality of my voice. Do I sound stupid? Is my voice weak? Is she the type of person who judges others on the quality of something as hollow as voice modulations? Why do crushes habitually turn an otherwise normal person into a questioning lump of self-awaredness?

Actually, today it's Minused 220 and + 3Con!! But I've got pink Hello Kitty hashi so it's all good. hidden in here for the ones that read this inane bullshit, I have the hots for my prof.

Sadly, Girl B was not in class. Did I tell you about her? My history class is full of girls that I have hearts for. Not good. At least it's a reason to be interested in the class.

OKAY!! ACTION ALERT! Everyone! Keep your fingers crossed for Bunny! I'm not telling you what it is yet because it's a longshot but cross those fingers and hope for me! I'll let you know once I know. Vague. Bunny apologises. And continues her streak of 3rd person point of view.

I got 3 new pair of socks today! I have a serious sock obsession. But gah, feet are dirty dirty dirty and I have to have them covered. The thought of me walking on my bare feet and picking up dirt to just redistribute makes me ill.

Viva la Bunny!!!