spiritus sanctus in nomine (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} bunnybaggins) wrote,@ 2004-09-03 23:21:00 |
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ok so like try to keep up or whatever because like, um, this girl is totally all stupid and stuff and like she's um driving us all crazy in here. Cuz all like earlier when we was at school she was all ok or whatever but um then like after the class was done we were just standing there and like, ok, I know that she hates her blue jeans and like fer real they are whack!! I'm glad that she lost weight or whatever but like ok she needs some new clothes. I mean um i could hook her up with some phat threads but I'm thin and pretty and I'm not trying to be rude or whatever but like my clothes totally won't fit her and like I don't want them all stretched out. No offense and stuff but I mean she calls herself hungy hungry hippos. NEwayz, she was like totally buggin and stuff and she was all kinda spazzing but on the inside or whatever and then when the other (and totally badly dressed for rich kids) came out of the other classes at that school she was all weird and nervous or whatever. I thought she was gonna hurl all over the place and stuff and that would've been all messed up!! Cuz like blowing chunks is gross. Ok so then she was like "I'm just leaving" or whatever and she was all like "blah blah essay blah blah" and like who cares?? There are so many more imporatnt things in life. But so right, we left the building and ugh, totally, she was having to hold her pants up and stuff like a hobo!! A real hobo and not one of those fake ceramic ones you can buy at Wal-Mart because I think those things are suppsoed to be cute but um, really they are just stupid and so very old people stuff. So then anyway we was at the bus stop and then this guy was all like "I'm back" and I was all who the h are you? and he was totally old and fat and icky and he said "I'm back from france" and was all like, who are you"? and I was like "um, my name is Ashley who let you in here?" Then he was all ghetto fabulous and saying he was on the hundret dollar bill or whatever and I was like "Um, ew" and "go away now. kthnx" or whatever. So he's all mad that we're on a diet and I was like "you stay out of this mister! but he was all like "I'm not talking to you girl" and I was like, "whatever mister wannabeblackguy with a stupid head. I don't care if he dod invent bifocuses. Just whatever. Then I got rid of him and I got this call from my friend amy and she was like "who was that dude?" and I was like "beats the poop out of me" and we were going to go shopping but then like the stupid bus came and so then she got on that and blah blah blah she missed her busstop!!! (and she's supposed to be rilly smart 2. what the cheese?) She was all like "I'm so lost" and I was like um, well, i don't know any directions or whatever and luckily we got back to the regular place by the animal clinic before the bus came and there was this totally ick guy there and my friend amy was all like, "no way don't talk to that guy he's on a bicycle and wearing a blue skull cap!!" but she did anyway or whatever and I was like so peed off. sigh. Then on the bus was dumb or whatever but my friend Amy told me that sometimes there are cute guys on the bus but the only guys I saw were icks. Newayz she just flipped through her chinese book, or whatever, and that's boring. oh my gosh it's so crowded in here, ew. At least that perv boy is sleeping and that ghetto old dude is gone or whatever so that just leaves me and amy and stuff. I wish i could buy a kitten but like I think I'm allergic to cats because they always leave they're fur all over me!! but like, then we get here or whatever and things don't even get better or whatever she's just all stupid and says she feels "num and out of phase" and I was like "that's dumb! You're a dummy!" I'm tellin you guys she's totally f'd up or whatever. Newayz she's feeling better now or whatever and I totally know that's cuz of me cuz I'm just like the coolest evah and make every1 happy to the max or whatever. and guess what???? I totally have a new hat!!! It's a newsboy and it's a corderoy brown with a pink ribbon and it so totally like um matches my purse or whatever. Ew, she's got this stupid history chanel on about this old murder case. sometimes i totaly hate her and stuff but like my friend Amy or whatever was like we'll totally go rent some hunky movies and watch them and eat low fat popcorn or whatever and totally have a you go girl night! that's totally like this other day when I was with my sorority sisters (ex horseshoe forever!!!!!!!!) and we totally were crushing on the new Josh Hartnett movie!! He's is sooooo kyute and stuff! ok, newayz I'm outie!!!
ASHLEY LOVES BEN AFFLECK FOREVER!!
AMY AND ASHLEY BFF!!!!!!!!!!!
love,
ASHLEY
ok so like try to keep up or whatever because like, um, this girl is totally all stupid and stuff and like she's um driving us all crazy in here. Cuz all like earlier when we was at school she was all ok or whatever but um then like after the class was done we were just standing there and like, ok, I know that she hates her blue jeans and like fer real they are whack!! I'm glad that she lost weight or whatever but like ok she needs some new clothes. I mean um i could hook her up with some phat threads but I'm thin and pretty and I'm not trying to be rude or whatever but like my clothes totally won't fit her and like I don't want them all stretched out. No offense and stuff but I mean she calls herself hungy hungry hippos. NEwayz, she was like totally buggin and stuff and she was all kinda spazzing but on the inside or whatever and then when the other (and totally badly dressed for rich kids) came out of the other classes at that school she was all weird and nervous or whatever. I thought she was gonna hurl all over the place and stuff and that would've been all messed up!! Cuz like blowing chunks is gross. Ok so then she was like "I'm just leaving" or whatever and she was all like "blah blah essay blah blah" and like who cares?? There are so many more imporatnt things in life. But so right, we left the building and ugh, totally, she was having to hold her pants up and stuff like a hobo!! A real hobo and not one of those fake ceramic ones you can buy at Wal-Mart because I think those things are suppsoed to be cute but um, really they are just stupid and so very old people stuff. So then anyway we was at the bus stop and then this guy was all like "I'm back" and I was all who the h are you? and he was totally old and fat and icky and he said "I'm back from france" and was all like, who are you"? and I was like "um, my name is Ashley who let you in here?" Then he was all ghetto fabulous and saying he was on the hundret dollar bill or whatever and I was like "Um, ew" and "go away now. kthnx" or whatever. So he's all mad that we're on a diet and I was like "you stay out of this mister! but he was all like "I'm not talking to you girl" and I was like, "whatever mister wannabeblackguy with a stupid head. I don't care if he dod invent bifocuses. Just whatever. Then I got rid of him and I got this call from my friend amy and she was like "who was that dude?" and I was like "beats the poop out of me" and we were going to go shopping but then like the stupid bus came and so then she got on that and blah blah blah she missed her busstop!!! (and she's supposed to be rilly smart 2. what the cheese?) She was all like "I'm so lost" and I was like um, well, i don't know any directions or whatever and luckily we got back to the regular place by the animal clinic before the bus came and there was this totally ick guy there and my friend amy was all like, "no way don't talk to that guy he's on a bicycle and wearing a blue skull cap!!" but she did anyway or whatever and I was like so peed off. sigh. Then on the bus was dumb or whatever but my friend Amy told me that sometimes there are cute guys on the bus but the only guys I saw were icks. Newayz she just flipped through her chinese book, or whatever, and that's boring. oh my gosh it's so crowded in here, ew. At least that perv boy is sleeping and that ghetto old dude is gone or whatever so that just leaves me and amy and stuff. I wish i could buy a kitten but like I think I'm allergic to cats because they always leave they're fur all over me!! but like, then we get here or whatever and things don't even get better or whatever she's just all stupid and says she feels "num and out of phase" and I was like "that's dumb! You're a dummy!" I'm tellin you guys she's totally f'd up or whatever. Newayz she's feeling better now or whatever and I totally know that's cuz of me cuz I'm just like the coolest evah and make every1 happy to the max or whatever. and guess what???? I totally have a new hat!!! It's a newsboy and it's a corderoy brown with a pink ribbon and it so totally like um matches my purse or whatever. Ew, she's got this stupid history chanel on about this old murder case. sometimes i totaly hate her and stuff but like my friend Amy or whatever was like we'll totally go rent some hunky movies and watch them and eat low fat popcorn or whatever and totally have a you go girl night! that's totally like this other day when I was with my sorority sisters (ex horseshoe forever!!!!!!!!) and we totally were crushing on the new Josh Hartnett movie!! He's is sooooo kyute and stuff! ok, newayz I'm outie!!!
ASHLEY LOVES BEN AFFLECK FOREVER!!
AMY AND ASHLEY BFF!!!!!!!!!!!
love,
ASHLEY
