It's comforting to know that I am the Stella Artois of lesbians. "The Holy Grail of Lesbianism" is much better than regular so-so lezzy and the god-awful "I wish I was a real boy" lesbian. Eventually I will be thin enough to be pretty and, with an arsenal of new clothes, I shall be unstoppable.
While I hate beer, I've since been told that there is a giant difference between American beer and European beer, moreso than serving temperature. I'll have to try some one day... one fictional day when I'm fictionally in Europe.

I've beaten Starcraft: Brood War yet again. The final stage took me 5.5 freaking hours. I think I'll play regular Starcraft again. It's always fun to watch Kerrigan get eaten by the Zerg. Though, it does turn her evil and she is saddled with the nonsensical title "The Queen of Blades." I like the Zerg but they have so many disadvantages and I can win much easier with the Protoss or Terrans.

I want to transfer to The Universtiy of Pittsburgh! The polisci department there is scary-good plus I can major in Japanese Studies (double majors... mmmmm)! Why is tuition $19,000/year?!!? Just look at the Political Science department. They offer 4 fields of study for crying out loud! I HAVE to transfer but I really don't want to because I really can't afford it. Maybe next year, once I've built up my transcript enough I'll be able to kick-ass scholarship wise and will have it paid for. I think I'm skittish about it because after my turmoil with finaid this year I'm worried that I'll get even less next year. Maybe I can have my finaid info sent to Pitt and see how much they're willing to offer me. So, we'll see. You only need a 2.75 gpa to transfer there? Psh. Easy peasy. What I do need to do, however, is get my ass down to JCC and keep retaking that damn bullshit math test until I'm passed into regular stupid math so I can get that shite over and done with. I have to have it done if I want to transfer. Damn you, UofL for your ridiculously stupid requirements.

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( HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!! )